Je vis le rêve

mootiness:

A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]

It takes a bite and pauses to contemplate its life choices.

Then it realises that it’s a koala and life is basically made because it’s cuddly.

Righteo, another bite it is.

gotta love Australia.

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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sofapizza:

thefrogman:

i know that feel

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10knotes:

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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

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